a: my stomach hurts

j: do you have to shit?

a: i haven't taken a shit in two days.

j: yeah you gotta shit

wes claims that he got to 30 seconds on that damn game...so being jessika i said "prove it" and he got to 9 seconds....SUCKER!!

but congrats on the 13!

Oh relax. If I was serious I would've said something to you instead of posting it on her page. If you haven't noticed, I tend to be pretty straight forward.

Although, you have managed to make it out to hang out a whole... umm... one time so far ;)

evil whore

there's nothing like doing to the electric slide with a bunch of 80 year olds and drinking shampoo

for some reason, i don't remember texting you that. sorry.

"i like you"...next day - "i'm getting back together with my ex-girlfriend, sorry, are you mad at me?" "no i didn't like you in the first place."

i just thought i would annoy the living shit out of you today....you aren't doing anything else.....